Post by caretaker on Jun 23, 2010 13:40:07 GMT -6
Sometime this year, we taxpayers may receive amother "Economic Stimulus" payment.
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format.
Q...what is an "economic stimulus" payment?
A...It is money the Federal Gov't sends to taxpayers.
Q...Where does the Fed. Gov't get this money?
A...From the taxpayers.
Q...So, the Gov't is giving me back my own money?
A...Only a smidgen of it.
Q...What is the purpose of this payment?
A...For us to purchase a high-def tv set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q...But...isn't that helping the economy in China?
A...Shut up!!!
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your "stimulus check" wisely.
1) If you spend it at Wal-mart, it will most likely go to China or Sri Lanka.
2) If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
3) If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China.
4) If you purchase fruits and vegetables, most likely it will go to Mexico, Honduras or to Quatemala.
5) If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Korea or Japan.
6) If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
7) If you use it to pay off credit cards, or buy stock, it will go towards mangement bonus's, and be hid offshore.
Instead, keep it in the good old U.S.A. by:
Spend it at yard sales, or going to ball games, maybe on prostitutes, or beer, or even a tatoo...(at least these business's still operate here in the U.S.)
Conclusion:...Go to a ball game with a tatoo'd prostitute that ya met at a yard sale, and drink beer all day!!!
Yur welcom
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Gone fish'n....be back for deer season !!!
This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format.
Q...what is an "economic stimulus" payment?
A...It is money the Federal Gov't sends to taxpayers.
Q...Where does the Fed. Gov't get this money?
A...From the taxpayers.
Q...So, the Gov't is giving me back my own money?
A...Only a smidgen of it.
Q...What is the purpose of this payment?
A...For us to purchase a high-def tv set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q...But...isn't that helping the economy in China?
A...Shut up!!!
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your "stimulus check" wisely.
1) If you spend it at Wal-mart, it will most likely go to China or Sri Lanka.
2) If you spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
3) If you purchase a computer, it will go to India, Taiwan or China.
4) If you purchase fruits and vegetables, most likely it will go to Mexico, Honduras or to Quatemala.
5) If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Korea or Japan.
6) If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
7) If you use it to pay off credit cards, or buy stock, it will go towards mangement bonus's, and be hid offshore.
Instead, keep it in the good old U.S.A. by:
Spend it at yard sales, or going to ball games, maybe on prostitutes, or beer, or even a tatoo...(at least these business's still operate here in the U.S.)
Conclusion:...Go to a ball game with a tatoo'd prostitute that ya met at a yard sale, and drink beer all day!!!
Yur welcom
_________________________
Gone fish'n....be back for deer season !!!